Chorlton Green Cricket
President: Richard Kirwin. Chairman: copland smith
 
the 1999 season
copland, Chorlton Green's convener, has demonstrated an extraordinary talent for picking the only rainy day in several weeks of sunshine, and arranging to play a cricket match on it.
the weather won 4 matches at least, Chorlton Green has won 2 and the opposition 3. 
Miners Arms
The last two defeats were comprehensive -- one at Kerridge Cricket Club, where we played the Miners Arms from Poynton. The setting was idyllic -- rolling hills, a country lane, and The Lord Clyde as the picturesque local hostelry. Spectators seemed to enjoy their day out, presumably they were too busy drinking to notice the quality of cricket. Our abject fielding display, a tableau of aged players wilting in extreme temperatures, was soon matched by a rapid batting collapse. But Steve Carr, our star batsman, who was out after only three scoring shots, left the field smiling, knowing he "looks good in whites". The disappointment was soon forgotten as we were overwhelmed by tablefulls of food back at the Miners. We look forward to this being an annual fixture. Nice people there, and wonderful hospitality.
The Potters
For the second time this season, we played them and lost. This time, at their ground and with incredible ease. I think we were all out for 38 (the scorebook's gone missing). They got the runs quite quickly without loss, and so retain the Eddie Charlton Memorial trophy. Until next season. The picture is of Richard enduring his punishment for taking the field with a pint in his hand, and then complaining that the rest of us under-performed.

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The Players 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Harry Pardoe
1923-1999
Old Harry badgered us into using Chorlton CC for most our games, and plagued us with football cards to earn money for his precious club. It's only when someone dies that you appreciate them, and find out about them.
English cricket relies on people like Harry, selflessly working away to keep his club viable -- fund-raising, recruiting, advertising, accounting... 

Rev Malcolm Lorimer, cricket writer etc, took the funeral service. I learned more about Harry's life. Manchester Grammar, then many RAF missions as a bomb aimer. After the war, played as a defender for Whalley Range FC, of which he was President when he died, and was cricket captain at Didsbury CC, before moving to Chorlton CC. He became President at Chorlton and was also hon. sec. of the Lancashire and Cheshire Cricket Society and was known by league cricket people all over the country. The day before he died, he watched Lancashire win at Derby, where he was centre of attention as many old friends came to speak to him. 

On the day he died, he saw Chorlton win, and was bubbling with excitement about that, as usual. One of the last to leave the club that night, he went up the steps to turn off the lights.

Didsbury CC
We finished the season with an 18 over match against most illustrious, Cheshire League opponents. On the Sunday before, 11 players declared their availability, so Sicknote Smith was relieved that he would not be required, having spent some enjoyable hours each week under the osteopath. In the event, only 6 turned up for the evening thrash.
Bagsey: It rained where I was so I volunteered for overtime instead.
Richard: I'm talking to this bloke
Gareth: They went without me
Steve (captain): Never seen since

So we borrowed Nafeez from Monton, copland rose from his deathbed and David Nelson was restored to the captaincy. We kept them to 118 for 3, with Keith Jones keeping well and David, Duncan and Johns Lindon and Firth all bowling well. copland creaked through 2 expensive overs.
In reply, Nafeez and copland opened. Nafeez scored a rapid 31, copland a slow 23. Jones and Foster provided our traditional middle-order amphibious birds, before Duncan and John Lindon played into the night. In the light of the Wilmslow Road streetlamps, John crashed a decisive 35, before scrambling a bye off the last ball to clinch victory.