richard the saxophone player No Sax Please This is a Respectable Neighbourhood
There used to be a sax player on Beech Road in June but judging by this unrepresentative collection of comments on the web board he wasn't that popular. His last appearance was at the Beech Road Festival 9 July 2000. We've saved the thread of messages posted - this doesn't include other comments made in the pub or by email. You have to preserve some confidences. 
 
Dear Mr Sax Player 
You're on Beech Rd every Saturday. Please will you piss off and play outside your own house, "your crap and you know you are". Listening to your half tunes every weekend is becoming tedious and I don't want spend the summer in my back garden listening to you. Let us know where you live so we can all park up outside your house and blast our stereo at you. 

Now I've got that off my chest I'll return to my origami 
Date: 06/6/00 02:25:46 PM - David [ Favourite Drink: Timothy Taylors or Budvar ]

It should read "you're crap and you know you are" - obviously a deliberate misstake
Date: 06/6/00 02:30:06 PM Name: David
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Give the sax player a break. Not the kind you're suggesting. I think it adds a continental atmosphere to an otherwise dull saturday. 
Date: 06/6/00 03:27:04 PM Name: fiona [ alcopops ]
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I think the sax player brightens up a Saturday and the Road. It's a shame some folk are such grumpy pants. Ooh! 
Date: 06/6/00 04:58:38 PM Name: Muriel [ Red wine and ice ]
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Spot on David, that sax guy should give us back our saturdays. The police could arrest him for offences against music
Date: 06/7/00 03:32:58 PM Name: Claire  [ Hooch,Breezer,Source etc ]
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Origami eh,do you do it to the accompaniment of music? And are you aware of the little known and rarely enforced bylaw about activities permitted in back gardens within singing distance of the village? I suspect not. A friend who remembers your days at Peckham Locarno.
Date: 07/7/00 09:16:40 PM Name: Andrew  [ Dry, white Italian and Greek ]
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